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And so E3 is upon us once more. And yet with all the promises of change from the last 12-months still ringing in our ears, it still seems as bloated, and at times depressing, as it ever has been.

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It comes to something when your girlfriend’s 12-week-old god-daughter has a better focal distance than you, but that’s exactly where I stand at the moment. Fuzzily.

Given anything further away than a couple of inches it tends to distort into a blurry, yet pretty, mass of colour and basic shape. Not very useful when it comes to driving, goalkeeping or, as I found this weekend, surfing on a busy Newquay beach...

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I have a dark secret. Something that my Gamercard unfortunately cannot hide: my name is BIGsheep, and I like German board games.

It started just over a couple of months ago with Settler of Catan appearing on Xbox Live Arcade and a hearty set of recommendations from friends over at Pinata Island. The concept of the game is simple: build roads, build settlements and build tactical cards in a bid to be the first to reach ten points. This is all achieved by collecting resources based on dice rolls and then trading said resources with the other players in a bid to get just the right combination to build your intended item.

As with most good games, it is the simplicity that is the key. It takes only a couple of minutes to get to grips with but the hook is how strategic it can be when it comes down to where to build, what resources to collect and the bartering that you must do with other players. As ever, it is the latter point, the human interaction, that really makes this game and it still amazes me whenever I come across anyone online who is not willing to mic up when playing – the mutes very rarely do well in trading.

After Catan’s vanguard, Carcassonne has followed and arrived online last week. Carcassonne by comparison is a far simpler game, based around a map made from square jigsaw pieces. The pieces fit together to form fields, towns and roads, with your task being to capture as many of each as possible in order to rack up the most points. Again, this sound deceptively simple, but you have to be careful not to grow your territories beyond control and make careful decisions about what to take ownership of in case your opponents build around you to cut you off.

I’m surprised that due to Carcassonne’s comparatively basic concept it wasn’t released first to allow a natural progression into Catan, but hopefully those erring on either should give them demos a go with an open mind to see what they’re missing. For those wanting a comparison Catan is like a streamline Monopoly whilst Carcassonne is Squares, but this does an injustice to both.

As a stamp of approval, not only do I now mark these pair as two of the best offerings Xbox Live Arcade has to offer, I now have them both in proper board game form; for some old-school System Link play, if you will.

Thursday evening saw Ali and I inject some culture into our lives as we went to Bosworth Battlefield’s Heritage Centre to watch a play. Cry Blue Murder, put on by the quintet that make up Heartbreak Productions, is a tribute to Agatha Christie and set, as you’d expect, in the rip roaring 1920’s where everyone had an amusingly named butler.

To take a phrase from the period, I had a ripping good time. Initially expecting quite a dry performance I was pleasantly surprised to find it almost Blackadder-esque in its humour with a lot of double-entendre and word play that would find the Prince of Wales and Lord Percy right at home.

What makes the company special is that they tend to perform in the open air and in rather spectacular surroundings, with various castles, halls and gardens littering their tour dates. Of course, this can have its draw backs as nature doesn’t always appreciate the arts in quite the same way. Needless to say, the big coats and umbrellas that were taken along to last week’s performance came in very handy indeed.

Looks like Viva Pinata has managed to sneak its way into Forza 2. This is a picture taken by Mr Fiddler on the New York track.

Well, I’ve finally made the leap into the world of hi-def; I now have all the HDs, HDMIs and numbers ending in ‘p’ that a boy could desire thanks to the 40” Samsung M87 LCD sitting proudly in the corner of my living room.

This isn’t something I’ve entered into lightly, either, as it’s been 18 months since I started my search for a flat-panel TV and it has taken so long because I’ve been holding out for an affordable 1080p set (read this if you’re confused by that number). Sure, there have been numerous 1080i sets that have been of high quality, but despite the arguments about the noticeable (or unnoticeable) differences between interlaced and progressive, I’m of the opinion that if I had settled for 1080i then I would have forever kicked myself at the thought of missing out of “true” hi-def.

Monday was the day of truth, and since its arrival I have been nothing but smiles all week.

For the first couple of hours I could only mess around with a tangle of cables and a myriad of settings, but the time invested proved worthwhile and I now have an AV setup at home that would cause a weaker man than I to weep due to its beauty.

The true pride of the setup has to be the Xbox 360 running in full 1080p through a VGA connection. Seeing Viva Piñata running on my new toy for the very first time was really quite shocking; this is a game I’ve stared at every day now for over three years, but booting it up at home in hi-def made it seem like a completely new game. You could see every bump and every papery strand in amazing detail, and the colours were possibly even more eye-watering than I had previously thought.

True, I have had access to a HDTV at work, but that is limited to a small screen with dubious connections, plus, as a friend says, it takes seeing something that you already know to truly appreciate the jump in resolution, size and quality.

Also looking amazing is DiRT, my rally driving purchase from last week, what with its bloom lighting, the high-polygon cars and the generous filters that overlay everything. The first time I tried a race I ended up crashing at several points thanks to the highly crisp trees that lined that track proving too much of a distraction.

Cheekily I’ve also borrowed a HD-DVD player from work and all I can say is that as soon as the format war between blu-ray and HD-DVD is decided, I can’t wait to join the next generation of video discs. All I’ve had access to is King Kong but the wide shots of the jungles and cities could be enough to make anyone put down a deposit on a HDTV right there and then, they’re that good.

Of course not everything is rosy. The Wii is currently looking an absolute mess through its basic connection, but I’m hoping that the component cables currently on their way through the post should sort that out.

And what does Ali think of it, I hear you cry? Well, the first thing she played on it was unsurprisingly Tomb Raider. Not on the 360, oh no. On the PS2. Through composite connections. Not only did I despair at this choice but I can assure you that this setup does not show off the power of the PlayStation.

Sometimes there just isn’t enough time in the day to do all you want to do, and so it’s handy when you’ve built up almost a month’s worth of holiday to just take a Friday off, sit back and play games.

This was a much needed day-off, as in the prior 24-hours Shadowrun, Colin McRae’s Dirt and Forza 2 had all come through the post: when was a man supposed to find time to play all of these, otherwise!?

Forza 2 was always going to be the also-ran for me amongst this collection; I’m not a big fan of racing games as I find them far too repetitive and generally, especially in full simulation games like Forza, one mistake means that the next five laps are meaningless and a procession (F1, anyone?).

As expected, I felt no love for this game. I could appreciate how well it’s been put together, the depth within the title and why others would lap it up, but nothing sparked for me. The one portion of the game, however, that I did enjoy dabbling with was creating custom paintjobs for my cars. Some images of my BIGsheep logo and accompanying sheep are included below but this thing has real depth if you have the time to sink into it.

The exception to my apathy for racing games has always been rallying. I took great pleasure from Rallisport 2 on the original Xbox and the beautiful looking Dirt didn’t let me down.

In my opinion, racing round and round a track is tedium when compared to haring along a dusty track or damp woodland with your co-driver yelling out the course up ahead. You may get to learn all the corners and perfect your apexes on a standard course but I love the rush and panic that unknown corners and bends can bring as you find yourself sliding round the British countryside at 100mph.

Not only that, but it suits my gaming driving style a lot better, too; I’m all for a bit or argy-bargy in games as you contest position and that is seemingly frowned upon in PGR/Forza. I’m not that great with my aforementioned apexes, either, so handbrake turns and drifts are much more in my realm.

Last up, from my day of gaming decadence, is Shadowrun, which has surprised me greatly. To put it simply, I love it. There’s even a small part of me who is enjoying it more than the Halo 3 beta, but the rest of me is assuring that the small part saying such things is mad and it’s only because Shadowrun’s something new that it’s enjoying it and he’ll get over it soon.

Shadowrun is basically Counterstrike but with magic and bio-tech in addition to the more traditional weapons. Resurrection, teleportation and dropping down healing trees make up some of the magic skills whilst wired reflexes and enhanced vision fall into the tech category.

For me it is the numerous combinations of characters that these extra abilities can create that makes Shadowrun such a draw. You can roll a troll character who can absorb damage and fit him with a huge mini-gun and the ability to drop down the game’s equivalent of caltrops for when you’re on the defensive, a speedy elf with a katana and teleport for some hit and run action, or a human medic who resurrects fallen comrades and patches up the wounded: so many choices.

Admittedly the actual modes and maps are limited, but when you find a team that plays like a team and are backing each other up and all jumping through walls at the same time to surprise the opponents, the gameplay feeling cannot be rivalled.

Shadowrun may have reviewed poorly in the mainstream press but I think it is greater than the sum of its parts and I really do urge people to give it a chance. New players are going to find a steep learning curve if they jump straight in online and so they should check out a series of handy tutorials that not only guide them through the basics of this cyberpunk world, but give them a sense of empowerment right from the start.

Despite Resistance: Fall of Man coming out over half-a-year ago in some areas of the world, it appears that Manchester’s Christian community have only just noticed it. It seems they are upset that Manchester Cathedral is used within the first-person-shooter and are worried that the city is already recognised for its gun violence and a videogame using such a backdrop can only compound matters.

Now, whilst glorifying guns violence may be the primary concern of the clergy, they seemed to have failed to spot, as pointed out in Sony’s riposte, that the game takes place in an alternate universe where aliens are invading the earth. Surely something that dilutes the glamour, some what.

Now whilst I see their point of view, they seem to have gone on a publicity drive that has blown everything out of proportion and stinks of knee jerk reactions, threats to take Sony court and demands for copies of Resistance to be pulled from shelves. Apart from the futility of a law suit, I can’t see how this was missed for several months if it was such a big deal; we’re not talking a hot-coffee mod, this game has been in full public view.

I admit that setting a shooter in a cathedral, especially a known cathedral, may not completely smack of thinking of others (imagine the outcry if it had been a mosque) and so whilst more thought should go into future design it’s interesting to see this is a topic that has caused the Prime Minister to his tuppence worth.

Yet again, following on from Las Vegas’ major’s criticism of Rainbow Six last year, I find it odd how organisations don’t mind violent or controversial movies to be set in and amongst their property. This includes every Las Vegas gangster film, Con Air and ones such as the Da Vinci Code in regards to the church; yet games are once again held up as a blot on their landscape. Whilst I reiterate the church has a point, it seems that there are certain double standards depending on which medium your fiction is produced.

Damn it. Another week has gone by and I haven’t put anything substantial (if at all) up on this blog. What used to be my favourite source of whittering is now a site falling into disrepair.

Initially I blamed the VP forums for distracting me away, now I point the finger at Facebook. Whoever introduced me to this site is evil: Mr F, I’m blaming you.

Some of you may remember this post from back in February. It spoke happily of how Ali and I had found a new house just down the road in Nuneaton and of how we were hopefully looking at moving quite quickly to our new patch to be in by Easter. Since then, however, things have gone steadily downhill and the sale of our own house has fallen through, and in turn our proposed purchase.

It’s really demoralising, not least because it’s not down to any of our own doing; it’s all collapsed due to the incompetence of our supposed buyer who failed to even apply for a mortgage until six weeks into this farce and now due to one reason or another has pulled out altogether.

And so the process has to start again. The bunnies will be dry-cleaned, the house dusted to within an inch of its life and all those boxes that I pre-emptively packed some two months ago look like being redistributed to make things look as welcoming as possible. Somehow, though, I can’t quite see it being so frantic this time around as I don’t really have the heart for it at the moment.

As I said right at the beginning “if it is meant to be, it’ll all go smoothly”, and obviously this particular one wasn’t.

Last weekend, prior to the disappointment Liverpool felt this week, Ali and I were up in the city visiting some friends. We got shown around the centre itself taking in the docks, the Tate and the rest of the local culture, but by far and away the best aspect of the weekend was Go Ape.

Go Ape is basically a playground for big kids, suspended from the trees. Consisting of various rope bridges, Tarzan swings and zip lines it forms a route through the canopy and is surprisingly good fun.

I say “surprisingly” because I’m not a great fan of heights; put me on top of a tower with a handrail I’m fine, but put me up a ladder with a light breeze and I’m not so sure anymore. That being said, they break you in very gently and do their best to reassure you with a very lengthy and helpful safety talk about how your safety harnesses “love the trees”.

It may not sound like much, traversing a few dangling ropes suspended from the branches, but it was really good funwww as first I got over my fear and then I embraced the challenge. Half of the obstacles were something straight out of Gladiators with wobbly beams, stirrup walkways, and giant cargo nets.

Well worth the trip and definitely something that will wake you up early on a Sunday morning.